Ironhonkey and I just had our cable deposit from Florida stolen by our old provider to cover the past due balance on an account Chevy supposedly had years ago. The address in question is one he has never lived at, but his psycho ex-wife just so happened to be living there when they got together over a decade ago.
Golly gee. What an unexpected coincidence. My oh my, I wonder what happened. Hmm. It’s a mystery.
I would say maybe we were jumping to conclusions if this woman didn’t have a history (a long, long history) of using Ironhonkey’s name and Social Security number to apply for credit, open accounts, and sign up for shit. She hasn’t used his identity recently, that we know of, but if she ever does, I’m going to enjoy filing that police report.