Divorcewatch: Special Report

This just in:

I just realized I want to divorce my husband because he is so scared of everything all of the time that he cannot stop trying to control everything in his life so he feels safe.

So he’s crazy.

Because he’s crazy, like actually has a diagnosis waiting for him in the DSM-V crazy. He’s not qualified to be in charge of a god damn thing until he recovers.

But I’ve been letting him be in charge, because neither one of us really thought he was crazy crazy. Then he does absolutely batshit crazy crap, because he’s fucking crazy.

I don’t have to divorce him. I have to stop letting him be in charge until he stops being incompetent because he’s fucking crazy.

If he insists on remaining both in control and crazy, then I divorce him.

Boom. There is hope again.logic-meme

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